May 2013
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Reblog if you've been told you have a nice butt.
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April 2013
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HOMESTUCK
Christ, I just finished Homestuck, and man was it fun. It was like Andrew Hussie got really high one day and read Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy and Earthbound at the same time. I’d definitely recommend it if you have the free time to read all 7000+ pages (it’s shorter then it sounds ^^) or if you’re out of commission because you had a leg injury and are trapped to your bed for...
March 2013
3 posts
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Google Reader
Good Reader will close on July First.
Google has left me with feelings of both betrayal and pain. I loved how Google reader let me absorb information from across the internet into one tiny area. It was like a pet dog, something that was loyal and did you a service as well as keep you company when you were lonely or bored; a friend for the ages.
With the promised death of Reader, Google has...
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“If the mod you want to use is only available in a .zip format, then unzip it...”
– https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=7388-QPFN-2491
I love it when Valve Takes the piss out of people
February 2013
3 posts
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“So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I...”
– George Carlin
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“I had a hard time with Ayn Rand because I found myself enthusiastically agreeing...”
– Randall Munroe
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January 2013
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Motivation.
In general:I have no motivation. None. At all. I could be lying in front of an oncoming train and I would refuse to move simply because I lack the motivation to do so.
My attempts to create motivation have been futile: I’ve eaten apples, I’ve told myself how bad life’s going to be if I don’t do anything, I’ve even offered to bribe myself with sugary sweets/ mindless...
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Source games
I feel like Steam needs its own minigame for when TF2’s files are validating or when a gmod server makes you download 500MB of crap.
December 2012
4 posts
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thealyway asked: I guess I have found your tumblr...
November 2012
1 post
[Release] gm_dampchamber
I just re-released it. So I might as well just write a quick blog post about it.
I did try to make the map feel like it’s underground. I’d watched the BM:S gameplay trailer and liked how the orange lighting looked on the concrete pillars so I gave it a shot myself. One of my favorite parts is the light work around the tree in the center of the map. I spent a while experimenting with...
October 2012
2 posts
Crazy
I don’t like people. I don’t like it when people try to be pretentious with vague titles for their blog. I don’t like it when people complain on the internet that they’re crazy.
I want to be loved by the people I hate, and I want to hate the people I love because I want to be the person who hates people. I want to be the socially awkward internet geek who spends time with...
September 2012
2 posts
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That's nom
Image blatantly stolen from: http://blogs.ocweekly.com/stickaforkinit/NomNomNom.jpg
Okay, I understand that internet slang should never be used in a serious context, unless you’re doing it for ironic effect.
And that thus, I shouldn’t be taking this so seriously. But I have to make this clear in the empty void of my blog so I don’t freak out and cut open a goat to write this...
August 2012
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[SMUT] Lust at the Bakery
What I wanted to do was write an entire sex scene using only baked goods puns rather then actual sex words. Go ahead and look for yourself. There is not a single fuck, sex, pussy, cunt, tit, ass, or dick in this story.
Also: Did you know that smut is also a type of fungus?! Well you do now!!!
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It was a sunny morning at the Bakery on Main Street. The sunlight was glistening off of the...
The Failure of Gm_Soltice
This Map, is the Failed Project of Gm_soltice…
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In theory this project was going to be the next version of gm_largeroom (now on workshop and FPSbanana!!!!!). My plan was to make it a zombie map, like zm_backalley, but with Fast Zombies, along with difficulty settings and a way to restock weapons instantly in the spawn room. I wasn’t really thinking while making it. I added...
July 2012
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Quantum Conumdrum Review
This game is interesting. The concept is fresh and plays into many puzzles that leave the game without a feeling of repetitiveness. The puzzles themselves are the most challenging things in the world, but they make you think enough that you don’t seep into a stupor of boredom. The only issues is that it isn’t as good as portal. The humor isn’t that funny, the in-between levels...
May 2012
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I don't get it.
So I got invited to a thing where I get to sit in a small aduitorium and get a shiny bit of paper.
Father was a bit insulted that I didn’t invite him to this shiny-paper-giveaway He asked me if he and my mother embarrassed me. I don’t get it. I’m not proud of this event, not proud of work I put into this event and not really proud of my shiny bits of paper. So why should...
April 2012
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[Release] : gm_largeroom
Latest Version: http://www.gamebanana.com/hl2/maps/164640
(some bastard really thinks I’m going to listen to him tell me where to put my maps when he has a tollface as an avatar? What a bunch of hooey)
Here’s my map! It was actually released a few weeks ago, but I was too lazy to actually get it done. Here’s a bit of backstory.
It all began when I tried to make a sequel to...
March 2012
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I wrote this shit story don't read it it's shit
There was no crime. There was nothing stolen. Nobody innocent dead. But to the people in the small American town of Richland ™, something was horribly wrong. Despite it’s glamorous title, Richland ™ was a small town. It contained, not poor, but mildly affluent people. Cut and pasted from a 50’s television series it kept quiet in a corner of Illinois. Few things ever happened. Every...
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Late Fall, Early Spring
When I was little, I remember my parents watching a movie about Teenagers doing teenage things in some small town in America. I only remember two snippits from the film:
-Female A is walking through a forest, the ground is littered with the orange of dying leaves. She finds a pool, empty for it’s winter slumber. She climbs down inside of it, and the camera spins around her as she stares...
February 2012
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[MINECRAFT]Jumping the Pixelated Shark
For those of you who don’t like to constantly google things like some sort of neurotic book worm: Jumping the Shark is a term that is used to describe a series that is past it’s prime. *the more you know*
Now that that’s over: Minecraft has jumped the Shark for me.
Well, really it jumped the shark back in 1.8. But before the 5 or 8 of you who manage to find my blog while...
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Match-Maker
I’ve always wondered how those silly blog posts that involve people destroying one another reputation come about. Surely people could think of a better resource for their time rather then mocking somebody with random sputtering bits of text into an environment made of bits of text. It never made sense.
Recently, my friend invited me to a game of some sort. I declined, merely because I was...
January 2012
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zm_backalley_b3
http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=127997
Ta dah!
I put in alot of effort into this, and ever linked to my blog.
December 2011
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Random Stupid Stuff you shouldn't read.
My life is utterly perfect.
It’s so perfect that I force myself to debate over random garbage that doesn’t have any dept what-so-ever in my life.
Everytime I go onto Tumblr I think about how I’d like Blogspot better. Everytime I look into blogspot I remember how I left it like a dead hooker in a shed for tumblr. I feel like a woman in a romance novel: Deciding between the young...
November 2011
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I donated blood.
Yes. Yes I did. It was pretty cool. I even felt the weight loss afterward. But I can’t help thinking:
Around one pint of me is now outside my body. It will travel miles to a hospital were it’ll be saved to be poured into somebody else.
I wonder who it’ll be?
Maybe I’ve met them on the internet.
Imagine if my blood saved their life, and then we argued on the internet.
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[Minecraft] The End
I honestly don’t know how many of you will see this, but…
Can you post some video game related blags (or Tumblr’s for people who can’t except that Macs are PC’s with a fancy name) that I can follow? I’m already following Garry.tv and Word of Notch, but I’d like more motivation to sign onto tumblr instead of just googling the names and getting there by...
October 2011
3 posts
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A Halloween Limerick
I’m not afraid of a ghoul and a ghost Witches aren’t what I fear the most When the candy runs out Eggs and Cream fly about And the front of my house is toast.
Happy Halloween <3
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Hype and failure
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4287/desktop101511.png
This is my desktop. Everything seams to be in order. BUT WHAT IS THAT.
YES THAT.
IN THE CORNER.
I’ve started to keep my plans secret (see the “Things TF2 taught me” blogpost). I find that if I begin to tell people what I’m going to do I don’t do it. I believe Garry Newman had once posted on this. He said that...
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TF2 Update
So two days ago there was a Team Fortress update. So fuck it, here’s my opinion:
1: The custom decal items will be abused (Inb4 penis kills). That’s a no brainier, and it’s kinda cheap of Valve to force us to buy “Decal Kits” when we’ve bought the sign from the store. Like really guys, can’t you atleast give us a decal kit free with every sign?
2: The...