The worst part about over-dramatized shock comedy is that now most of my friends will bring things up out of context and make them sound entirely worse then they are in-context.

EX:

Me- “Sometimes I think about how people usually joke about how Women have to sit down and take a minute to pee and Men just stand up and go in less then a few seconds. But after one awkward poo on an Amtrack train I realized: at least Women don’t have anything that can flop down onto the rim of a toilet…”

Them - “Hey Michael remember that time you were talking about the Ball sack on the Amtrack train?” And then I die a little inside. 

To the cute, pale, redheaded girl who I bonded over Fallout 3 with on the first day of your second semester, 2014:

I will be eternally depressed that I couldn’t find the Steam ID you gave me, and that given our majors and the size of our school, I’ll probably never see you again.

Farewell.

smidgeonnn:

"Did you shoot your way through your problems?"

smidgeonnn:

"Did you shoot your way through your problems?"

Virtually everyone I talked with for this article noted that Wikipedians are the kind of people who devote themselves to repetitive tasks, who have an aggressive and relentless fascination with minutiae and idiosyncratic pursuits. (Skeptical? Check out the number of pages devoted to trains.) — Judith Newman - The New York Times 1/9/2014
random shit

random shit

New York City skyline from the top of the Empire State Building. Facing North I believe.

New York City skyline from the top of the Empire State Building. Facing North I believe.

Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland

Bathroom Panda

Bathroom Panda