You HALO wiki site
Why is it. That when I try to search unsc on google I get a Halo Wiki link instead of the international agency. I hope that all the Halo players see this and realize they’ve done a terrible thing with the internet.
it’s hard 2 be sad about ur body when you think of it as a landscape. you don’t criticise a mountain for being too big, or a valley for being too winding, and no one ever complains about the vastness of the sea. u are part of the earth and u are so beautiful friends.
Have you ever even tried to build a railroad or even a road? Well, if you ever do you’ll find that big mountains will mean either expensive tunneling or lots of extra track/road that need to be constructed. Same for winding valleys. And the vastness of the ocean certainly doesn’t help shipping times.
And before anyone whips out the “materialistic capitalist” card you all own something that was shipped by train, boat and truck. Take your computer for example.
Now I’m not trying to have a dig at your “you’re beautiful” message. Everybody should love themselves and each other. But to say that nobody has looked at a mountain and thought “goddamn it why does this have TO BE SO HUGE” or looked at a valley and went “man I WISH this valley had less curves in it” or “it’s going to take weeks for my shipment to get here, I wish the ocean was smaller” is an insult to the Engineers who built the infrastructure that supports society.
And that bothers me.
That moment when you go “Oh I’ll just read through my RSS feeds and then I’ll start on my homework” AND THEN SOMEONE MADE 60+ POSTS IN ONE DAY.
A short history of Rachel Carson
Rachel Carson was a real woman, who ultimately was able to fuck DDT companies in the ass by fucking up their PR. She wrote lots of faggoty ass books that did fuck all and were hated by everyone, except then she wrote “Silent Spring” which only made people throw up a little bit in their mouths rather then leaving them with complete disgust. Rachels book was so terrible that she needed to be sent to a mental institution where she stabbed the visiting owner of DDT inc. with a spork. This resulted in the banning of DDT as a pesticide by President Nixion, head of the Federal Reserve. Her legacy has led to many acts of environmentalism including Kony2012; a movie that inspired millions of people not to litter for one night on April 20th 2012, and the Jersey Shore; a documentary on the mating rituals of New Jersey’s natural wildlife. Ms. Carson is still living today as a Louis CK’s ex-wife: Barbra.
I like how when people reach a pause in the conversation they all glance at their phones.
I wonder what they’re looking for.
I plan on tagging all further posts with #Kony2012
"I hate it when I’m driving and somebody cuts me off and then they get stuck at the next light" #retarded #Kony2012
As well as being a lovely non sequitur, I also like the idea of someone researching Kony 2012 on tumblr and being mildy befuddled by my posts.
Teenage - Tetra - 10^12
Giant - Giga - 10^9
Mutant - Mega - 10^6
Kangaroos - Kilo - 10^3
Dreading - Deci - 10^-1
Crappy - Centi - 10^-2
Monday - Milli - 10^-3
Morning - Micro - 10^-6
Nasty - Nano - 10^-9
Pizza - Pico - 10^-12
Farts - Femto - 10^-15
Now all you have to do to remember the prefixes for the metric system is to think of a bunch of really big glowing kangaroos having pizza on Sunday night, and one of them goes “Aw fuck bro, this shit’s going to give us some nasty gas in the morning.”
Then just remember that from Kilo - Tetra the exponent increases by 3, and from Milli - Femto the exponent decreases by 3. (Hooray for acronyms!!!)